What happens when you take two friends, a couple of drinks, and mix them all together with classic television? You get A Very Special Podcast. Join hosts Patrick M. Dunn and Kat Halstead as they sip their wine and guide you on their nostalgic pop culture journey filled with ridiculous childhood tales and wild young adult adventures.
Hello mortals, it’s time for Patrick and Kat to channel their inner-witchiness (and bitchiness) because we are bringing to you the not-so-classic Animal Kingdom episode of Sabrina the Teenage Witch. This is the one where Sabrina has to travel ALL THE WAY to Orlando, Florida to fulfill a quest from the Quizmaster, who is really named Albert but who we kept on calling him Dash for some reason. Sabrina’s goal? To create a potion that can transform a human into an animal and then another potion to transform them back.
As for subplots, Sabrina’s nemesis Libby, who is like a dollar store Blair Waldorf, has set her sights on Harvey. Luckily Aunt Zelda and Hilda step in and scramble his brain with some old fashioned magic transforming him into some kind of safari ride tour guide. Oh, and speaking of the aunts; they manage to come across a human bone (in the Animal Kingdom of all places) and use their magic once again to bring this human back to life. He turns out to be some kind of neanderthal that they teach English and then manage to land him a job selling icy cold beverages at the House of Mouse because they didn’t think it was ethical to turn him back into human bones.
Plus, Patrick mentions some Animal Kingdom scandals over the years, the possibility of Lindsay Sloane and Matthew Perry being BFFs, and questioning whether or not if Julia Salinger is the worst character to ever appear on television. We also play a rowdy match of Fuck, Marry, Kill and then decide what starlets today would make a great Spider-man’s aunt on the inevitable reboot a few years from now.
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